ABORTED TORTOISE - An Beach LP

  • ABORTED TORTOISE - An Beach LP
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ABORTED TORTOISE’s debut album, An Beach, is just about everything you’d hope for from a Western Australian punk record: 15 tracks, half-hour run time, lots of sun-struck goon-flecked thrashing and a salty scintilla of uncynical surf rock. ... With the lo-fi immediacy of The Sonics, the faux-dumbass sensibilities of the Ramones and the sly musical inventiveness of Dead Kennedys, Aborted Tortoise definitely recall a lot of crucial punk touchstones. Meanwhile I’m also reminded of Melbourne brat-boys Ausmuteants, and more specifically, ‘90s Perth band The Feends - bonkers treble-heavy riffing with post-Ventures noodling and snotty sandgroper vocals. Plus, tongues balanced delicately in cheeks.... Aborted Tortoise might make most sense in the live setting: the visceral impact of a band going ballistic is most logically received there-and-then, with the sweat beads landing in your eyeballs. But like that recent winning album from Boat Show, An Beach does a stellar job of bottling the mayhem. Take it home, uncork it, let it breathe and then scull it like the filthy little demon you are. 


 

TRACKLIST:


A1. Get Off The Road


A2. Goodbye Beach


A3. Cheese Supreme


A4. Fashionably Late


A5. Bees 1


A6. Bees 2


A7. Na Skin


A8. Spewin’ McGregor


B1. Get Mum


B2. Responsibilities


B3. Wasted Goods


B4. Flash Photography


B5. TV Set


B6. Bab


B7. Crumple Zone


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