PHONE JERKS - s/t LP
- Label: Alien Snatch!
- Catalog Number: SNATCH!089
- Availability: In Stock
JERKS are a foursome from Moncton, New Brunswick. This is raw crab-shrapnel-Canada!
Three dudes and Emily on drums, all on lead vocals means technically
a dial-up connection from the ice speedway smash up derby to budget
rock heaven. If you remember BRENTWOODS and LOLI & CHONES you´re
should bet on her, the boys crank it more in a wired METROS way to winter
dance party SPACESHITS with some euro teen degenrate REAL LOSERS spikes.
this reference list from the all late 90´s to millenium band league
which did NOT suck. You need to look very close today to find this shower
of frequencies, blown-out fidelity lo-fi rock combined with flying-ice-cream-cups-fun.
Take RADIOACTIVITY, SICK THOUGHTS, REATARDS and TOTAL PUNK pilgrims, with
more buckets of simple & stupid party collusion and you be catapulted
back to the bands above you may have not grown-up by then. It´s
lo-fi garage punk! You´re lost in a infinite time-loop! PHONE JERKS
had 2017 a 45 "Can´t Stand the Maritimes" on GOODBYE BOOZY
(the Italian who never did anything else in life expect what he does best)
which sold out quick, but pheew, the album blows the single away. Recorded
by Dave Belliveau (DISASTERBATERS) nad mixed & mastered by James O'Toole
of OUTTACONTROLLER - it´s so good you don´t need to fake orgasms
here. Ripping covers of "Violence, Anarchy, Baby, Mother, Daddy-O,
Dig" by DA SLYME and "Revolution" by X. We are writing
2018 and we started 1998, this is the blueprint and the easiest shooting-fish-in-the
barrel of an autobiographical ALIEN SNATCH! release. We would have released
this PHONE JERKS LP any year of out label history, but where have they
been the last twenty years? If Greg Lowery would run RIP OFF Records instead
of real estates, this would be his condo of choice! Their power pop origin
and band name phone schtick is highly reminiscent to ring-ring BUSY SIGNALS
to MARK SULTAN´s BBQ taking a message to hang BLONDIE after the
beep. Get this record and reaffirm your life choices! 90 copies on mellow
bananas yellow vinyl, the rest on very old bananas black vinyl. Cruise
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