MACHO BOYS - s/t LP
- Label: Neck Chop
- Catalog Number: CHOP-011
- Availability: In Stock
Portland’s Macho Boys are many things: A punk band.
Feminists. Partial wrestling enthusiasts, etcetera etcetera. But as far
as most listeners are concerned, Macho Boys should be commended for being one thing in particular: 80’s hardcore revivalists. As the group’s name would imply, Macho Boys’
debut LP is a non-stop spasm of light, pummeling rhythms in the vein of
highly-revered hardcore classics, specifically the likes of Minor Threat, and boasts a sharp, angular sound accordingly. In a Coors-fueled love letter – à la the great Texas Rattlesnake –, Macho Boys
storm through their 16-minute runtime with jagged discharges of puerile
hardcore beatitude, not only managing to recapture the youthful energy
of the treasured hardcore acts of yesteryear, but also make the sound
their own through inflammatory, equally-playful tonality needed to
better suit the social commentary at hand… as well as an honorary hymn
dedicated to the one and only Stone Cold Steve Austin, of course. Needless to say, this record is an absolute blast; and people say you can’t catch lightning in a bottle.
Side A: Victim To Blame, Dinosaur, Pig Sweat, Papa Don’t Preach Part 2, Stop The Hate, Dark Place
Side B: We Don’t Owe You Anything, Class Of 1984, Liar, Stone Cold, Cockroach, Slam
Reverse board jackets that include a two-sided 11x17 risograph poster done by Oddities Prints
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