HARD ONS, THE - Alfalfa Males LP

  • HARD ONS, THE - Alfalfa Males LP
  • Label: Red Lounge
  • Catalog Number: RLR092
  • Availability: In Stock
  • 7.00€


Vinyl Release of this latest HARD ONS album housed in a deluxxxe gatefold sleeve! Originally out on BOSS TUNAGE on CD.

 

Tracklist
 
01. Feisty
02. Cigarettes
03. In The End We All Die Alone
04. Everyone Seems To Be Out To Get You
05. The Media Frenzy That Followed
06. I'm A Frozen Boy
07. Damp
08. Near The Casino
09. Farmer Wants A Root
10. Burn Everything
11. Keep Talking My Eyes Aren't Completely Glazed Over
12. Tie Ya Mother Down
13. Give Me Arse A Haircut
14. Atomic Handshake
15. 1st Element Is Sweat Aka Sg's At Dawn
16. Pretend It's Vanilla
17. The Socialists' Smoko
18. Hero To Hero
19. Aunty
 
Review from Fasterlouder.au.com:
"

The Hard Ons stall is located in the Bizzaro World Showbag Pavilion. A huge banner hangs above the entrance advertising ‘The Hard Ons Alfalfa Males Once Summer is Done Conform or Die Showbag’ in garish cartoon psychedelic colours. The sign promises the Alfalfa Males Once Summer is Done Conform or Die showbag will be packed full of novelties, tricks and jokes at a bargain price. Clocking in at just 40 minutes and packing in a whopping 19 songs it has an actual monetary value of about a hundred bucks.

“A bargain indeed” you declare as Ray Ahn hands over the Alfalfa Male Showbag and quickly takes your money. One has a glimpse of Blackie and Pete asleep near the back of the tent. It’s been a grueling 30 years work peddling these damn bags to the kids!

When you get outside you tear open the bag and check its contents to see if they are all present. You smile as you realise It has far more value than you expected. The bag is chock full of great songs and overflowing with smarts and humour. There are novelties and jokes and some serious riffing pumped by furious Motorhead drumming. There are insane power pop hooks and possessed by Satan vocals. All at once it is a focused microcosm of Avant/Thrash/Punk/Psych/Metal/Death/Power Pop/K-Tel compilation record by three shirtless middle aged men defying convention and laughing in the face of mainstream music.

You feel like you are part of a giant in-joke that you don’t really get – but what the hell, it’s funny anyway!"

 

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